February 2012
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Losing followers like woosh
I hate that she has a boyfriend, man. She’s like, perfect.
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I really need a social life. My days, without fail, consist of my waking up at 5:15, readying myself for the exceedingly dull day ahead, and going through the motions. I go to class, practice, and come home. It leaves me little to no time to interact with the world outside of my school or my family, a situation with which I am not satiated. I would much prefer to be able to conduct my life in a...
Anonymous asked: bender i want ur dick
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…And Justice For All - Metallica
…And...
Dude I’m blogging from my phone. Never thought this day would come.
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Anonymous asked: We can be a match made in heaven <3
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Anonymous asked: Omg, you're never gonna want me :'(
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If my characteristics were a stats in a video...
Intelligence - 95
Speed - 57
Speech - 62
Insight - 0
Hindsight - 100
Likability - 73
Attractiveness - 24
Planning - 17
Clutch - 100
Strength - 84
Endurance - 68
Awareness - 36
Procrastination - 97
Grammar - 9,001
Sociability - 40
One-Handed - 100
Relationship Experience - 0
Spellcasting - 100
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lorimort replied to your post: Is it so hard to find a girl who: loves Harry…
lol good luck with that. I personally agree that it’s better to wait for someone almost perfect instead of having a million meaningless relationships but I’m eighteen and I’ve never been on a date so… also I thought you were dating someone?
oh but I’m not tho that was a joke
I don’t think that...
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Is it so hard to find a girl who:
loves Harry Potter
loves LotR
loves video games
loves Star Wars
loves Star Trek
has the same taste in music as me
loves to read
has the same sense of humour as me
is funny
is not really stupid
has the attention-span of someone other than a 5-year old with ADHD
is a good listener
understands the shit I go through
loves HIMYM, BBT, DW, and Sherlock
...
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The Way I Do - Team Starkid
Starship Soundtrack
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All I Want Is You - Barry Louis Polisar
My...
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Island in the Sun - Weezer
Green Album
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I’ve had some pseudo-intellectual thoughts permeating throughout my mind recently, and I feel the need to divulge them to an audience who will view them objectively rather than entirely biased against me, as it seems so many are. It has quite recently come to my attention that I am not, for all intents and purposes, a genius by any measure. I have been bested several times by people with...
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I Wanna Be (A Starship Ranger) - Team StarKid
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Person X: The things you say make me wonder why you're single.
Person Y: I just haven't found a bitch good enough for this dick.
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Kickapoo - Tenacious D
Person X: Let's talk about this later, I have to go somewhere for ten minutes.
Person Y: If you're going to like
Person Y: masturbate or something
Person Y: it's cool, you can tell me.
*le Person X signs out and doesn't rejoin conversation*
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I think if you have to resort to using profanity in order for your music to be popular, you shouldn’t be making music. The purpose of music, in my opinion, is to captivate and entrance the listener through the mastery of language.
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Here's the third chapter of a sad attempt at...
As the trio made their way from Sailas’ home to the castle, they passed a plethora of personalities. Some people bowed deeply when the wizard passed, greeting him with many a “how do you do” and “at your service” and “pleasure to make your acquaintance”. Some stared smugly as they walked by, a grimace on their faces. Even still, some spat obscenities at...
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By the Way - Red Hot Chili Peppers
By the Way
January 2012
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Stop buffering damn you
Ohyeah watching The Artist yeah
It feels so good to have something to write about.
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Here's the second chapter of a sad attempt at...
Now, I would assume that Mr. Hoofem handled this entire situation quite well. After all, when a wizard and an Elf show up at your doorstep, what would be the first thing you would do? Personally, I would slam the door shut and try to figure out why a wizard and an Elf had shown up at my doorstep. Sailas Hoofem, on the other hand, greeted Murtmray warm-heartedly and graciously allowed the two into...
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Here's a sad attempt at writing a fantasy story.
Note: includes a lot of made-up names and is inspired by LotR. Also this is probably only the first chapter (hopefully of many to come).
I don’t suppose it’s particularly interesting, when you think about it. Then again, many people have told me that it was the best story they’d heard in ages. A thrilling tale of men and dwarves and elves and witches and wizards and dragons and wolves and giants...
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The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin
Led...
If you don't have sex with me, your tumblr account...
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Finals: Day Numero Uno
So this is how it all went down.
I woke up about 5:30
Showered
Left the house
SCHOOL BUS TIME
Went to my hallway
Ate breakfast
Studied for History
Bell rang, dipped
ALGEBRA II FINAL WOO. Easy as shit, man. It was 40 multiple choice questions, which means just plugging in values until they work. Oh yeah easy A.
Bell rang. Didn’t get to study for History.
Went to History only to...
Billy Cundiff pulled a Nate Kaeding
The Patriots are going to Super Bowl XLVI!
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“I have been interested in dreams, really since I was a kid. I have always been...”
– Christopher Nolan (via jes-aq)
GO PATS!
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I just had the BEST conversation. I laughed, I...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Stranger 2 has a big dick and stranger 1 has small boobs.
You: Not my division. - GL
Stranger: Oh hello, Lestrade. - SH
You: Sherlock? - GL
Stranger: As far as I am aware, that is my name. Do keep up, Lestrade. - SH
You: Don't toy with me, Holmes. - GL
Stranger: It is only toying if you hold my interest. For the record, you don't. - SH
You: I thought you... - GL
Stranger: You thought I what? Do continue. - SH
Stranger: Died? Oh, it must be peaceful in your brain. - SH
You: You jumped off of a building! - GL
You: You landed on concrete! - GL
Stranger: You see but you do not observe. As always. - SH
You: But how could you have survived? - GL
Stranger: That, dear Lestrade, is a tale for another day. - SH
You: I don't like to be kept waiting, Sherlock. - GL
Stranger: Unless the tale of my survival is imperative to your current case, then I am within my rights to detain the information from you, Lestrade. - SH
You: Damn you. - GL
Stranger: One could say I was damned long ago. That is irrelevant. - SH
You: I don't understand. - GL
Stranger: You don't need to. - SH
You: Why not? - GL
Stranger: Because you don't. Must you be so petulant? - SH
You: I demand to know, Sherlock Holmes. - GL
Stranger: Your demands are meaningless. - SH
You: You incessant idiot! Why can't you just tell me? - GL
Stranger: You don't need to know. It's simple, Lestrade. I'm surprised you don't see it yourself. - SH
You: What is there to see? - GL
You: There was a garbage truck on the scene. - GL
You: Mr. Watson got hit by a cyclist as he ran to see your mangled body. - GL
You: Nevertheless, he held you in his arms! He saw you dead! - GL
Stranger: Dr. - SH
You: This is no time for formalities, Sherlock. - GL
Stranger: Once again, you see, you hear, but you do not observe. - SH
You: Explain to me how you seem to have fooled an extraordinary amount of people! This is growing tiresome, Holmes. - GL
You: You died. There were more than a dozen witnesses. You jumped off of the hospital and fell to your death. - GL
Stranger: Think, Lestrade. It's obvious. - SH
You: It ISN'T obvious, Sherlock. - GL
You: What you think is plain as day is a conundrum to everybody around you. - GL
Stranger: How boring for them. - SH
You: We can't all be as gifted as you. - GL
You: I'm asking you for this one final thing. - GL
You: Explain. - GL
Stranger: No. - SH
You: At least explain why you won't reveal your secrets. - GL
Stranger: Secrets were meant to remain secret, were they not? - SH
You: I suppose you have a point. - GL
You: Have you at least divulged it to Watson? - GL
Stranger: No. He doesn't know. - SH
You: But you're flatmates for God's sake! Where have you been staying? - GL
Stranger: I have more contacts than just you and Watson, you know. - SH
You: Is that so? That Molly girl? Donovan? - GL
You: Your brother, perhaps? - GL
Stranger: No, no, no. - Sh
Stranger: *SH
You: Anderson? - GL
Stranger: Definitely not. - SH
You: Or perhaps you've been spending your time in cahoots with your criminal mastermind best friend, Moriarty? - GL
Stranger: You would think, but I haven't. - SH
You: And why not? You two clearly seemed to have hit it off. - GL
Stranger: I am not that way inclined. - SH
You: So you've been staying alone? - GL
You: At a hotel somewhere? - GL
Stranger: That is the case. Finally. - SH
You: Under what name? You must have been pronounced dead for the entire charade to be convincing. - GL
Stranger: That information will be withheld, I think, Lestrade. If I give you the name, you'll come looking for me. - SH
You: And how do you know I'll do that? - GL
Stranger: Because you are predictable. - SH
You: What if I were to give you my word that I personally wouldn't go looking for you? - GL
Stranger: "Personally". That implies you would send one of your underlings. - SH
You: Let me rephrase the question. What if I were to give you my word that I, nor anybody under my jurisdiction, wouldn't go looking for you? - GL
Stranger: Promises are broken all the time. - SH
You: Do you really expect me to go back on my word? - GL
Stranger: It's a possibility, especially when you find a case that is beyond your capabilities. Which is every one. - SH
You: How clever of you. - GL
Stranger: Without intelligence, I am nothing. - SH
You: And yet, as of this moment, you are of no use to anybody. - GL
Stranger: It is better that I remain hidden for now. - SH
You: By what definition of the word is it better that you remain hidden? - GL
Stranger: I need to be out of the public eye. It is that simple, Lestrade. - SH
You: Because you're scared that the media will tarnish your reputation? How childish, Sherlock. - GL
Stranger: It isn't the media I'm worried about. The media means nothing. - SH
You: Then Moriarty? - GL
Stranger: He will no longer be a problem. - SH
You: For what reason do you need to be out of the way of the public? - GL
Stranger: That is my own concern. - SH
You: And what concerns you concerns me. - GL
Stranger: And why should you care, Lestrade? I do nothing but help you earn laurels. - SH
You: Without you, I'd surely have lost my job. - GL
You: Without you, Sherlock, there would be thousands dead. - GL
You: In short, you're what keeps this place safe. - GL
You: If you were to disappear and nobody knew your whereabouts, the results would be catastrophic. - GL
Stranger: There is no such thing as safety. Everything presents a danger. - SH
You: If there is no such thing as safety, why go to all the trouble to protect people? - GL
You: Why save them from danger at a particular moment, only to prolong the fear that is death? - GL
Stranger: How profound of you, Lestrade. I do it because enough people already die daily, if you must know. - SH
You: And what's the point of preventing the few deaths you have just so they can die another day? - GL
Stranger: Because life is precious. - SH
Stranger: And fragile - SH
You: But they can just drop dead at any moment. Who are you to prevent the working of nature? - GL
Stranger: I am contrary. I like to win. - SH
You: So is that what everything you do is about? Winning? The thrill of the chase, even? - GL
Stranger: Without the chase, what is there? - SH
You: Touché. - GL
Stranger: And I notice you neatly side-tracked the conversation. - SH
You: Did I, now? - GL
Stranger: Indeed. And you didn't answer my question. Why do you care? - SH
You: Because you're what's keeping me employed. - GL
You: You didn't answer my question. Why must you hide? - GL
Stranger: It's best you don't know. And it's more than just keeping you in employment - however tenuous that might be as of this moment. There's something else that's making you care just a little bit more. - SH
You: What could you be implying, Sherlock? - GL
Stranger: That it's more than just your employment status that's making you care. - SH
You: And what do you think it is that's making me care? - GL
Stranger: I was hoping you could tell me. - Sh
Stranger: *SH
You: I care only for the safety of the people. - GL
Stranger: Of course you do. - SH
You: You doubt me? - GL
Stranger: Sometimes there are things we want to hide. Even if we are hypocritcal and demand complete openness from others. - Sh
Stranger: *SH
You: I can't take this, Holmes. - GL
Stranger: Then tell me. - SH
You: I envy you. - GL
You: I envy your intellect, your keen eye for things. - GL
You: You have got to be kidding sometimes. - GL
You: How could you have known that woman had a briefcase with her? - GL
Stranger: It was a suitcase. And that was obvious. - SH
You: How could you have known that Moriarty led a second life? - GL
Stranger: Because it was people like him do. - SH
You: I give up, Sherlock. - GL
You: You win. Again. - GL
Stranger: That is my intention. But none of this answers the question of why you care. - SH
You: I care because I consider you a friend. - GL
Stranger: Oh. How mundane. - SH
You: And friends protect people. - GL
Stranger: Is that how the world works now? - SH
You: That's how the world has always worked. - GL
Stranger: I never noticed. - SH
You: Because you're all boxed up in your lonely little world. - GL
You: You only remember the things that are of use to you. - GL
You: When have you ever once thought of the needs of another human being? - GL
Stranger: Such thoughts are useless. Often, they distract from that which is important. - SH
You: By saying that, are you implying that the needs of Dr. Watson are irrelevant? - GL
Stranger: Of course not. They are unimportant, not irrelevant. - SH
You: What a crafty man you are, Sherlock. - GL
Stranger: In this business, one needs to be to understand the opponent. - SH
You: Right you are. - GL
Stranger: I'm always right. - SH
You: And I understand that you require somebody who can compete with you on an intellectual level. - GL
You: Which is why I regret to inform you that I am no such person. - GL
Stranger: As of the moment, you are not. But you have the potential, Lestrade. Everyone does. - SH
You: I'm afraid that's as close to a compliment as I'll ever get. - GL
You: From you, at least. - GL
Stranger: Who knows what I might say in the future?
Stranger: - SH
You: I don't see you acknowledging my being a formidable adversary any time soon. Nor would I want you to. I'm on your side, Sherlock. - GL
Stranger: Sides, motives, interests change. You may be on my side now, but who knows what might happen in a few years? It's indeterminate. - SH
You: This is a sad truth. - GL
Stranger: That appears to be a language I often speak. - SH
You: Don't you have some deducing to do? - GL
You: A case you need to solve? - GL
You: Lives to toy with? - GL
Stranger: Not of the moment. Why? - SH
You: I'd have thought you'd have something more important to do than waste your time talking to me. - GL
You: Perhaps devising some master plan and a dramatic entrance to 221b? - GL
Stranger: It is far from wasting my time, Lestrade. And as far as I am aware, I will not be returning to 221B any time soon. - SH
You: How unfortunate. I've heard Dr. Watson spends nights waiting for you to walk through that door. - GL
You: He's visited your grave several times in the short time you've been "dead". - GL
Stranger: I know. - SH
You: Then why not go back to him? Why put him through all of the pain and anguish? - GL
Stranger: Because he's being watched by people who must not see me. They're waiting just as eagerly as he. - SH
You: And you're not worrying that this conversation will be traced? - GL
You: By now I could have your whereabouts and a police team surrounding your very location. - GL
Stranger: I wouldn't be participating in a conversation if I didn't know that I was untraceable. - SH
You: Smart man, you. - GL
You: I can never understand you, Sherlock. So simple, yet so complex. - GL
You: You know exactly what you want, but you're so impossible to read. - GL
Stranger: I'll take that as a compliment. - SH
You: Now, if I may, I'd like to ask you a favour. - GL
Stranger: Oh? - SH
You: Contact Watson. - GL
You: He's been waiting. - GL
You: The poor man's a wreck. - GL
Stranger: I can't until I am certain the surveillance that is on him is no longer there. And I have no idea as to how long that will take. - SH
You: Then I'm afraid we have nothing further to discuss. - GL
Stranger: Fair enough. - SH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger swag.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
did you have a nice poop today?
You: Not my division. -GL
Stranger: shauhsua
Stranger: Sherlock forgot the milk again
You: Not my division. -GL
Stranger: but...
You: Wait...
You: Have you heard from Sherlock?
Stranger: yes, I believe in him
You: But he...
Stranger: Moriarty is REAL
You: He is?
Stranger: Of course
You: So Sherlock was right.
Stranger: yeah, he's always right
You: However, that's none of my concern.
You: My job is to protect the people of this city.
Stranger: Lestrade you're dumb
You: Not my division. -GL
Stranger: How could you?
You: I'm just doing my job.
Stranger: That's ok, that he did not know your name but.. do this
Stranger: I'm disappoint with you
You: Not my division. -GL
Stranger: So you prefer believe in Anderson?
You: Go fuck an Anderson.
Stranger: Not my division.
You: Well, then.
You: It would seem we have reached an impasse.
Stranger: Touché
Stranger: do you know Irene Adler?
You: That's not my division.
Stranger: hum it's not?
You: I don't know what my division is.
You: Actually...
Stranger: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You: I think my division is Sherlock Holmes.
Stranger: And waht about the doctor?
You: The Doctor?
Stranger: Yes
You: My Doctor?
Stranger: River?
You: I couldn't care less about Professor Song.
You: Her life is a tragic tale, yes, but I don't feel she deserves the most remarkable man I've ever met.
Stranger: Who is you?
You: My name is Rose Tyler.
You: And this is the story of the day I died.
Stranger: But you did not die
You: But I did. I lost my best friend. The best man I ever knew. My Doctor.
Stranger: Well, iget another doctor
Stranger: *you
You: But it's not him!
You: It's not the same person.
Stranger: Do you miss him?
You: Every single day.
You: Not one goes by that I don't hope to see that blue police box showing up at my doorstep.
You: Not a single one.
Stranger: And do you miss Mickey?
You: Who?
Stranger: Mickey the idiot
You: Oh.
You: Him.
You: I'd almost forgotten about him.
Stranger: Oh, do you know that he married Martha Jones?
You: Martha Jones? THE Martha Jones?
Stranger: Yes
You: I suppose we all have to settle down some day.
You: I'd have taken the mickey out of him if he tried to get with me again.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Do you like drugs?
You: They go great with chips.
Stranger: And cake?
Stranger: I love cake
You: The cake is a lie.
Stranger: The doctor lied?
You: Rule number one about the Doctor: he lies.
Stranger: How despicable human being
You: But he isn't a human being.
You: He's so much more.
You: He's a cornucopia of life and death, happiness and sadness.
You: He's the epitome of disaster, but the center of all peace.
You: His name means savior, the one who comes to rid us of disease.
You: And yet he never raises a finger in violence.
You: He's so simple.
You: He wants to protect everybody but he knows he can't.
You: He has to pick his battles, and in that way he's so complex.
You: If you look very closely at the Doctor, you can see that every decision he makes tears him apart.
You: I think that's why he needs somebody at his side.
You: He needs assurance. Verification. He needs to know he's doing the right thing.
You: He is the last of the Time Lords, and he sure as hell knows his way around a TARDIS.
You: He's the peacekeeper of the universe and he's been here since the dawn of time.
You: And he'll always be there.
You: Right down to the very last second.
Stranger: Well, you need a man
You: I have a man.
You: His name?
You: Jack Harkness.
Stranger: Barrowman *shake wrist*
Stranger: but I heard that was with Alonso
You: He'll come back to me.
You: They always come back.
Stranger: I have a huge chrush in Rory
You: So, since you've broken character, I'm going to have to say I love you.
You: Because this is one of the best Omegle conversations I've had in ages.
Stranger: (((: And you're incredible, and I love you too
Stranger: sorry my bad english
Stranger: i'm brazilian
You: That's perfectly fine.
You: I spend too much time on the internet.
You: Damn tumblr.
Stranger: Exactly I spent all my vacations in Tumblr
You: Seriously man
Stranger: and my class come back monday
Stranger: DD:
Stranger: 3º ano
Stranger: ops
Stranger: year
You: lolnice
Stranger: How you memorize all that?
Stranger: *--*
You: Memorize what?
Stranger: The Rose Tyler speech
You: Oh, I made that up, haha.
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